thespencerstone:

Taste the rainbow.

The funny thing is, I don’t even like Skittles.

thespencerstone:

Skittles

Sophia named him, shut up.

thespencerstone:

Then you can have ice cream and cuddles.

I don’t have ice cream and Skittles keeps running away from me, though.

thespencerstone:

But

I just want ice cream and cuddles.

thespencerstone:

Twerk team.

No twerking with a headache.

Headaches aren’t fun. Neither is being bored.

thespencerstone:

The fire extinguisher store?

I’ll find out. But when I do, you should get one of those stripper firemen outfits and stay at my apartment in case of emergencies. 

thespencerstone:

You’re a menace to society. 

I need to buy a new fire extinguisher. Where do you even get those?

thespencerstone:

So then we’re good.

I’ve already caused two fires since I’ve lived in this apartment.